Most people lost interest in the America’s Cup after a series of dick moves by dickhead Swiss billionaire Ernesto Bertarelli who attempted to rewrite the rules and spirit of the Cup’s history in a blatant attempt to stop anyone winning it back, ever. Louis Vuitton, long time sponsors of the Cup, pulled their sponsorship in protest. Ever since, Alinghi and BMW Oracle have been involved in a long and drawn out court battle, the details of which, are frankly, of no interest to us. Unfortunately the America’s Cup is now largely fought by lawyers as opposed to sailors. All anyone needs to know is Larry Ellison’s BMW Oracle are the good guys, Alinghi are the villains. This morning, we woke up early and flicked through the Sky channels only to discover that race 1 in the best of 3 series for the Cup, between Alinghi and BMW Oracle was in fact underway. The speed that these incredible boats can generate is amazing. Even better, BMW Oracle’s monstrous Trimaran trounced Alinghi to win by 15 minutes. Ha! Take that Bertarelli. Race 2 in the best of 3 series is on Sunday. Come on!
UPDATED
BMW Oracle won race 2 today, and therefore the America’s Cup. Fantastic Result. Congratulations to Larry, Russell and BMW, and commiserations suck it Alinghi!

























The boy himself is at once too simple and too complex for us to make any final comment about him or his story. Perhaps the safest thing we can say about Holden is that he was born in the world not just strongly attracted to beauty but, almost, hopelessly impaled on it.
There isn’t any night club in the world you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you’re with some girl that really knocks you out. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 10
Sex is something I really don’t understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it – the same night, as a matter of fact. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9
I was half in love with her by the time we sat down. That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they’re not much to look at, or even if they’re sort of stupid, you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 10
I mean most girls are so dumb and all. After you neck them for a while, you can really watch them losing their brains. You take a girl when she really gets passionate, she just hasn’t any brains. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 13
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 15
RIP J.D. Salinger